about.

I work...
Hello, my name is Ross ConkeyRoss Conkey. I've been writing screenplays for over twelve years. I dabble in practically every genre, but usually with a sense of whimsywhimsy. My latest, The Man in the Black SuitThe Man in the Black Suit, was a Nicholl Fellowship quarterfinalist.

In 2008, I launched Squirrelevant - an online store for my t-shirt designs centered around my love of the Portland Trailblazers.

I've also been a web writer, a graphic designer, had multiple positions in the videogamevideogame industry, and (like most people) had my stint in piracypiracy retail.

Nothing, however, is as satisfying as creating, and that's what I do.

I live...
I was born in EugeneEugene, Oregon. I’ve lived all over the world. I’m adaptable, perseveringpersevering, and honestlyhonestly laid back. I currently live in Redlands, California (”Down the San Ber’dino freeway””Down the San Ber’dino freeway”).

I am very happily married to Joanna, who somehow is able to make me look both refinedrefined and classyclassy, while still feeding my nature of goofdomgoofdom (like a 1930’s screwball comedy actoractor).